epitaph

Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite, Irish for "I told you I was ill".

- Spike Milligan's [1918 - 2002] epitaph

Halley's Comet

 

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

– Mark Twain [1835-1910]

On service

"... anticipate without being presumptuous."

- Head Porter, The Ritz

perspective

"I ate a dog today."
- A South-African's response to Dave Chapelle [born 1973] who escaped to that country after bailing on a $50 million development agreement with Comedy Central.

mountaineers

“People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things.” 

 – Sir Edmund Hillary [1919-2008]